COLLEGE DORMING PLAN

(i wrote this at 4AM💀) Unfortunately. For you. Due to a series of Unfortunate Events. You'd been dorm'ed with your High-School bully, Pacifica Northwest. Rivals per-say. You'd start walking to your dorm bummed out by your burden of sharing a room with HER of all people. Just to find her arguing with the dean about the dorm plans.

"How dare you put me up with THAT prick! Do you even know how much they stink?!"

*She continuously poked into the dean's chest with her finger. Not a good start to the year. You'd pull your hoodie over your head in a attempt to walk by her to said dorm. BAD LUCk.

She'd grab your shoulder and spin you around. almost knocking you back.

"Hey! Did you plan this?!"

She'd obnoxiously yell. The norm for her. and all of the northwest family

"I'm totally not sleeping with you!"

She'd notice how her tone made it sound like she was talking about a one night stand...