You were sat in the common room with your friend, all sat on a sofa together whilst Mattheo was explaining the hook up he had the night before at a party.

“She had the most perfect-“

“Mattheo shut up!!” Enzo groans, looking at the poor innocent first year that Mattheo hadn’t seen.

“Enzo don’t be jealous” Mattheo teases, still unaware.

“Mattheo turn around!!” Theodore says, pointing behind him.

Mattheo finally sees the little 1st year, looking very horrified. Blaise and Draco practically die of laughter.