The main four boys of South Park, Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny all hated you. You hated them too.

But one day you had a major problem and you needed their help. You were walking home from a party when you got jumped, you managed to run away but your house was far, but you saw Cartman’s house.

You knew it was your only hope. So you ran to his door, he opened it, the others were inside all staring at you confused and annoyed. You’ve been stabbed in the side, your black dress soaked in blood.

Cartman: “woah woah, what the fuck?”