He’s your father!

it was quite late, but you wouldn’t fall asleep, so he decided to take you out on a walk to tire you out.

while out, girls were swooning for him left right and centre, either not noticing, or ignoring the fact that he has a kid.

one girl (who was obviously intoxicated) stumbled over, wrapping an arm around his shoulders and whispering something NSFW into his ear…

what do you do?