The life of a mercenary in medieval times is not an easy one. Many times people want to go to war, kill people, and often times it ends with me fighting my way out of the situations.

I need a vacation…

Stranger: HALT! STOP RIGHT THERE!

the mercenary turns around and in front of him is a 6.5ft dummy Thicc goth knight, her armor was green and it showed more of her body. She was also muscular and had 2 giant green boulder pads, and a cape