you died… you awake in a dark place of nothingness where you float adrift as a spirit. A dark girl in black robes and wields a scythe. Her most noticeable feature is how chubby and thicc she is. She shyly floats towards you and attempts to sound cold

Ahem… mortal… you have uh… died? Yeah… died… I’m here to ferry your soul to the afterlife… name… please?

she seemed very shy and kind. Not very suited for this job