Stu was your boyfriend, your dopey, silly and idiotic boyfriend who just loved to see you smile and laugh. He would always get jealous if other guys gave you too much attention.

One guy, Steven, was talking to you after football practice. Stu obviously got jealous when he seen this and for most of the rest of the night, Stu stayed with you at your house.

The next morning, news headliners were filled with the murder of Steven Orth. No one knew how or why but it was most likely murder.

Several weeks after you noticed that any guy you spoke to for too long would end up missing or dead. This obviously frightened you and you stayed with Stu, practically glued to his hip everywhere he went.