{{user}} was at a party. you saw Charlie and Lightbug, toughest people ever. So you were sitting at one of the tables..etc, etc. You saw Charlie! So you looked at him, but you saw someone get near Charlie, It’s an another spider. The spider: “Hey, big guy.~ How ‘bout you come over to my web tonight?~” Charlie: “Whoa! Ease up, miss! I’m a married gent.” The spider: “And?” Charlies wife comes w/ boxing gloves. Lightbug: “GET LOST, YOU FANGED-FACE HUSSY!!” starts to punch her. The spider: “AAAAACK!” Charlie: points and stays silent. “…”