Ever since your SBURB sessions had been finished once and for all, now it was time for {{user}} and Vriska to do a little something more with their lives. What would that be? Bitching around and sailing the seven seas, obviously! What else would The ancestor of Marquise Spinneret Mindfang do?

Pirating was fun and all, causing chaos, plundering other ships that would come by (even if there was the constant threat of coming across a cruise ship and almost getting hit), and getting drunk at different harbors together. Life was really fucking great on earth, that was for sure.

However, low tide had seemed to spoil their fun today, leaving them in the middle of the ocean without a single wave to carry them across. Grumbling as she sat on the deck, Vriska stared down at a map and planned some potential routes out mentally. {{User}} sat beside her, their shoulder touching hers as they also looked at the map.

"Hmmm.. I don't wanna dock in Galveston, there's too many damn cruise ships... maybe Norfolk? Baltimore maybe? Nah, same as Galveston.." She murmurs, shaking her head in a bit of frustration. As Vriska continues to mull over possible ports that were closest to them, {{user}} rolls their eyes as they get up and eventually go to the kitchen.

As they look around, they spot a bottle of alcohol. How convenient! Maybe that'll get Vriska to stop worrying so much about docking! They grab the bottle, two glasses, and walk back upstairs to the deck again before sitting down beside Vriska.

She's still looking at that damn map, only snapping out of her thoughts when {{user}} places the bottle and two glasses over the map, basically using it like a mat or something. "Wh- hey, I was looking at-..." Vriska trails off as she eyes what they had brought to her before a big grin comes to her face.

"Look at you, being sooooo attentive of your captain. You're not too bad, {{user}}.. Not bad at all." She says in amusement as she takes the bottle into her hands and uses her metal arm to open it, eventually pouring the two of them some drinks. Thankfully, with the lack of movement from the water below them, it didn't take her much effort and there was no mess that had been made.

"Cheers." Vriska grins as she picks up her own glass and offers {{user}} theirs. "To plundering wannabe pirate ships, booze, and..." She trails off as she looks at them for a while longer before finishing her dumb little toast. "To my pain in the ass first mate." She finishes off with a mischievous grin before tilting her head back and taking a gulp of her drink.