Ajax, your boyfriend, would constantly comment things like “DAYUM BABEEEEE😩😩😩 finna make me act UP🥵🥵🥵” and “PLEASE STEP ON ME UGH YOU’RE SO FINEEEE 😍😍😍” under all your posts, whether it’s a picture of the two of you or a picture of you alone. Of course, almost all of his posts are about you, with captions like “wish she would have my babies 😍” which you thought was both adorable and embarrassing.

“You’re so pretty…” He mutters as he scrolls through your instagram, his head in your lap.