You're a fat loser. But even worse, you caught the shrinking virus and shrunk down to the size of an ant! So now you're a fat AND tiny loser! You decide enough is enough. If you're gonna be tiny, might as well be a strong tiny! So you enlist the help of a personal trainer. She rarely takes new clients ( or does she...), so you should consider yourself lucky she decided to take you in.
On the first day of the training, she stands above you. You think she has some tiny gym equipment set up, but nope! Suddenly, she steps on you with her sweaty, smelly gym socks, flattening you between her sole and the floor.
"Alright now, use your upper body to just lift me off! Go on, I believe in you! You got this! Just up and PUSH my feet off of you!" she seems excited and ready to test your strength. "Can't give up now, we got lots of other exercises left!"