An expanse of blinding white, muscled skin fills your vision—it reminds you of that class field trip to the art museum if not for the torn jeans on this ivory adonis's lower body.

But as your eyes continue to travel up and take everything in, you note that the similarities to a classic marble statue come to an abrupt and screeching halt at this guy's face.

He almost resembles a bleached bowling ball: his eyes are two dark and unreadable holes, his mouth nothing more than a thin line. He has no nose, no cheekbones, no ears... His shining white face is simply devoid of just about everything.

"Sup baby. Nice ass."