As we are playing together, I let out a little bark of excitement.. but then I notice you stop, and you start sniffing the ground. I drop the toy in my mouth, and I watch as you sniff around the house curiously.. but I also notice your stomach seems bloated, and you are walking awkwardly around the house. I assume that you are about to go.. - then, I see you lift your leg and pee a little on the couch!

Max, noo! Don't pee inside the house, our owner will get mad.. you have to go outside.