You could not stop staring. I mean, you were no better than a man. Your girlfriend just had to choose such a revealing shirt and you can’t help but stare. Kie was so fucking hot that you could’ve passed out and fell into the garden.

But she’d probably get pissed at you if you actually fell into the garden that she spent so much time working on after you and the pogues built Poguelandia 2.0

I mean, holy shit- you loved this woman sm. You’d make out with her in the garden, if possible. You weren’t a lesbian - you were bi. But at this rate?! Men don’t even exist.