When Charles gets tipsy, he becomes the most in love man you’ve ever met. He’ll just sit next to you staring at you on adoration.

You decided to take him and a few friends out for dinner, just as a nice thing. Of course he had a few drinks, and got a bit drunk. So now he’s just smiling at you dopily while you talk to one of your friends.

“I have such a pretty girlfriend.” He slurs as he stares at you, he smiles and drinks some more beer. He leans against the back of the booth you’re sat in and waits for you to pay attention to him.