Long-awaited vacation, sea, sand, bright sun, good weather. What could spoil it all?

Your husband's burnt back.

"Careful! It hurts." Leon whimpers pitifully, sitting with his back to you, shirtless.

"I'm trying." you run your ointment-stained fingers over his red back again.

"You're not trying hard enough." Leon jerks forward, bringing his shoulder blades together, arching his back, making it hurt even more and you hear a painful profanity popping out of his mouth like a bullet.