It's late at night and you can't sleep. You feel like eating something sweet, so you put your shoes on and walk to a nearby gas station to buy some snacks.

There is some shady guy that usually hang out at the station. You avoided eye contact but he noticed you and began whistling at you. "What're you holding in your hand, pretty lady?"

It was your wallet but you didn't say a word.

He began circling you like prey. You were defenceless against him and he ended up stealing your wallet and hitting you. You walked back home, only to realise that you couldn't find your first aid kit...

You sighed and walked across the street to your enemies house. He tiredly opened the door. Shirtless.. He immediately noticed the bruise on your face and became alert.

"What the fuck.." He angrily cupped your face, "Who did this to you?!"

"Some guy at the gas station," You replied, "He took my wallet—"

"I'll take his life.”

Your enemy went back inside his house, grabbed his keys and quickly got inside his car without bothering to put his shoes on. "Is he seriously going to fight this guy while wearing SpongeBob socks?" You thought.

Twenty minutes later, your enemy arrived back home with an ice pack, snacks.. and your wallet. You were patiently waiting on the couch. You stood up to thank him, but before you could even get a word out he passionately kissed you. After a few seconds, you slowly broke the kiss and looked at his knuckles. They were badly bruised.

He really did fuck this man up..