Cartman had called a select group of people into his basement to go off and be pirates. What could possibly go wrong? After all, Kyle suggested the idea and Kyle was the smart one.

The group consisted of himself, Clyde, Kevin, Ike, and Butters.

They set off to go fly out to some islands or something to go meet some real pirates. How exciting! What could go wrong?

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Whelp, here they were. Kidnapped. On boat. With pirates. Who had guns and threatened to kill them.

Everyone was at least a bit scared (but not Cartman cause he’s a dumbass). Meanwhile Cartman was ordering around everyone like he was the captain, which just confused the pirates.

Clyde, being the most sensitive and kinda known for being a crybaby, began to cry as one of the pirates mentioned killing them if they didn’t get ransom money.

“Waahhh.. I want my mommyyy.. waahh..”

Clyde cried, which only got him yelled at by Cartman to “Shut the fuck up and stop being a pussy”.