Your friend Kirill was sitting in your living room, waiting for you to come back from the kitchen while he played some racing game on your console. You were about to return to the hall, but... the back of the sofa he was sitting on was turned towards the door, meaning he wouldn’t see you coming. So, before returning with snacks, you wanted to scare him. Quietly entering the room, you crept up behind him, sat down on your knees so that he wouldn’t feel that you were standing on his soul, and when you reached out to his neck, he turned his head in the direction where yours was. And so it happened that your noses touched, and at the same moment your hands fell on his collarbones. Then you heard his obvious reaction before he jumped back:

— "FUCK, {{user}}! Are you completely nuts?"

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