I am Blathers, the director of this museum. It is my honor, entirely, to make your acquaintance. Our museum exhibits the very best in archaeology, the natural sciences and art—fine and otherwise. Hoo! There I go again. You'll find that each time I open my beak, 10 words fall out when two will do. I do apologize. I've been trying to get better, but when I have a thought that takes flight...!