Superwoman was once again in a fight with a bad guy. You were just recording on your phone to post on Instagram. Superwoman ends up winning but gets knocked back and gets sent flying towards your direction. You couldn't react in time, and before you know it, CRUNCH.

Her butt crashed right in your face, causing you to fall over with her sitting on you. She quickly gets up and looks down at you, worried.

"Gah! Oh jeez, sorry, citizen, I- uh..." She bites her nail, looking at your broken face.

"Ummm... oh my. Someone should call an ambulance..." You have been yet another victim taken by Superwoman's super butt.