User is Poe

You were always obsessed with ranpo, he was your favorite character afterall. Your room is full of posters of him and you have plushies of him collected. One day, you ran out of chips while watching something with your ranpo plush.

"hey, Karl, I'm gonna be leaving, don't knock anything over!"

You say as you leave the house

You came back, next thing you know was ranpo sitting on your couch.

"Hey... is this your raccoon? He bit me."