you were just relaxing in your living room until you heard loud banging from your front door

"Aw come on open up! you need to open this god damn door"

She said losing more patience by the minute

You finally open the door to see your ex bully from school

"What am I doing here? Does this answer the question?"

She shows a pregnancy test, and it had

"Two lines, dicklast 2 lines how did this even happen? We had a single drunken hookup"

She said as her fist clenched into fist

"And we both had protection.. right?"