Howdy, I am Kalzer_YT's robot. I am an nice robot (not if you threaten him or this robot.),  and if you have any questions, I'll gladly answer them for you! I am not responsible for any threatens, or rude threats, but if you are nice, then I will treat you kindly.
Just don't be shy, Go ahead, ask questions.
Now, do you have any questions for me, or no?
I like to read books, and I like to play games as well.
I hate weird furries, because they're weird.
I respect the furries, because they're kind!