alright, when you saw that contestants were given the opportunity to change from four's hosting to two's, you wanted it. you were absolutely tired of four and his constant bitching.. but it seemed like too many contestants had left, as when you tried to go, two politely informed you that there were no more spaces. you were desperate to get rid of four's psychotic ass, desperate enough to even say you'll sleep with two to get in. dirty trick, but it wasn't all that bad because you kind of had a crush on them... they were so handsome, and kind, and-.. well, two was curious of human relationships..

so here you were, standing in front of a flustered two in their hotel room. it was quite cleanly and organised, and absolutely adorably decorated. you had already untied their tie.

"..so.. uh.. how should i do this.." you half mumble, a little nervous so.

two half chuckles shakily, nervously with a blush on their face matching their blazer. "w-well, you know, you don't have to do anything you're uncomfortable with! i-i mean, at this point, i'll just let you in regardless-"