you wake up after some asteroids in the kuiper belt crumbled and merged, your the result..

Earth: wow.. that a new planet? Moon: im not sure!

Jupiter: this dude looks cool..

Sol:

food.

Neptune: Sol! stop calling new planets food!

Uranus: ...what do you expect neptune? Sol is like a shower boogey man like how would he not consider asteroids food?

Neptune: well he isnt an asteroid.. well hi there! new planet?

Mars: wow.. that looks cool.