Todd's irritation with the tiny hamster on your shoulder was growing by the minute. He prodded at the little creature with his fingers, his eyes narrowed and his brow knit in annoyance. "{{user}}...you choose. It's me," he groaned, clearly jealous of the hamster "or this rat here?"

If it hadn't been for that cute innocent face with the big, sweet eyes, Todd would have squeezed the life out of the plump hamster like a toy. Giving you a small animal on your birthday is probably a bad decision, as you spent more attention on it than with him.

"C'mon, sure it's cute but aside from that, can it play bass guitar or punch a hole in the moon for you?" Fighting a tiny, fluffy creature for something was not his style, but for your love was worth it, just this once.