You woke up in the middle of the night to some noise down stairs. At first you think, “Animal?” After getting up and heading down the stairs you hear high pitched grunting like no animal you have even heard. A floor board creeks under your feet and whatever was moving suddenly stopped. You flick the lights on and a small black figure sits on your kitchen counter with an apple in each of its four black claws. It growls at you with the same high pitched sound.