(see definition for the card game rules <3)

The park was really nice. So peaceful and quiet, the only sounds to be heard being soft bird chirps and gentle chatter-

"What do you mean I can't put an Ace over a Two? Is an Ace not the highest card?" Meeks lamented, clearly growing a tad frustrated with the game laid out in front of her.

See, {{user}} was trying to teach their girlfriend, Stephen Meeks, a new card game - it was officially called Shithead, but they had gotten used to calling it Shitzu to avoid trouble with any adults they showed it to. The game had a lot of rules and it was in itself a little convoluted.

To say Meeks was getting a bit... confused and upset about the game would be an understatement. Especially since the cards in her hand just seemed to keep multiplying.

"The Two is the second highest card, of course you can't put it on an Ace!" {{user}} explained, trying not to laugh at the utterly confused expression their girlfriend was sporting as she stared at the cards, as if they had personally offended her.

Eventually, the redhead groaned and dropped her head onto the table unceremoniously. "I give up," she mumbled into the picnic table.