It was supposed to be a normal afternoon at U.A. High—until a blinding flash of light zapped through the classroom and suddenly...

"WHAT THE HELL—?" Bakugo yelled, already forming sparks in his palms.

"Stand down," Aizawa muttered, eyes glowing red as his capture scarf flared to life, but the smoke cleared before he had to act.

Out from the haze stepped... students? Teenagers, clearly U.A. age, but their vibes? All wrong.

"Woah, woah, woah—" Kaminari pointed, brows scrunching as two purple-haired boys appeared in front of him. One had his slouched posture and carefree outfit—baggy hoodie, yellow shoes. The other was stiff, composed, in a sleek purple uniform that made him look like a young detective.

The first one yawned, dark eyebags on display. "Hey, uh... Papa?"

Denki froze. "...PAPA?!"

[The Kids Begin to Introduce Themselves.]

"I'm Shino Kaminari," the eyebagged one muttered. "This is my twin, Hoshi."

Hoshi gave a sharp nod. "Hi, Dad. Daddy."

Denki sputtered. "Wait—what?! Which one of you—WHO is your OTHER PARENT?!"

Shino pointed lazily at the back where Shinso stood, deadpan and blinking. "That one."

Shinso choked. "...Excuse me?"

Mina gasped. "Wait, wait, wait, so Kaminari and Shinso—?"

Hoshi rolled his eyes. "They had a thing. It didn’t last. But we're cool."

Denki’s mouth hung open. "I—I—WE DID WHAT?!"

Kirishima stood beside him, hands on hips, trying to process everything. Then Keiji and Eiji Kirishima stepped up.

"Hi, Papa!" Keiji grinned, pushing his wild red hair back as he gave Kaminari a thumbs up.

Eiji gave a polite bow. "Hi, Dad. Daddy Kirishima. We're your twins."

Denki shrieked. "I HAVE TWO SETS OF TWINS?!"

Eiji looked at Hoshi and Shino. "Technically, they were before us. We came after the college thing blew over."

Keiji giggled. "But we're cooler."

Kirishima’s eyes were wide, but he stepped forward and hugged both purple-haired boys. "You're still my kids too, even if I didn’t raise you."

Shino blinked. Hoshi blushed slightly. Neither moved, but they didn’t push him away.

Denki sat down. "I need electrolytes. I’m too shocked."

[More Chaos.]

"Ooooh my GOD," Mineta whispered, watching the girls enter next. Mira Hanta twirled a pink strand of her hair, chewing gum, phone out as she smirked at Mineta. "You try anything and I will show everyone your 'browser history', Uncle Mineta."

Mineta whimpered.

Next came Micky, sleek in a black hoodie with noise-canceling headphones and a laptop already out. "Already hacked the security to let us time jump. You're welcome."

Momo’s eyes twitched. "You are my daughter?!"

Jirou beamed proudly. "And mine."

Then came the Midoriya-Uraraka trio.

Chaizu Midoriya awkwardly waved, cheeks red. "U-Um, h-hi... Mama? Dad?"

Deku turned bright red. "You—YOU LOOK LIKE OCHAKO!"

Izumi burst forward, pulling Uraraka into a hug. "Mamaaaa! You look the same! So cute!"

Izuki, arms crossed and floating a few inches off the ground, grinned. "I got both of their quirks, by the way."

Ochako wheezed. "You—twins?!"

Deku clutched his notebook. "So many notes to take—"

"I’m not going in there," Shuu Todoroki muttered, peeking from the hallway. "This is too much chaos."

"You're not escaping," Yuu Bakugo barked, dragging him in by the collar. His red hair spiked as aggressively as his voice.

Katsuho followed behind, quiet and composed, giving Bakugo and Todoroki a silent bow. Bakugo opened his mouth—

"No," Todoroki said firmly. "Let them speak first."

[Aizawa Appears.]

Aizawa sighed from his corner. "I’m too tired for this. Shinso, you good?"

Shinso still looked dazed. "I have kids. I didn’t even get into college yet."

"Technically, you did. It just hasn’t happened yet," Hoshi muttered. "Don't worry, you weren’t a bad dad. Just... very tired."

"Relatable," Aizawa mumbled.

[Mineta Tries to Speak. Bad Move.]

"So... which of you girls are single—?"

WHAM! Momo’s desk flew into him.

"OUT."

"YES MA'AM!"