(You had been called to the Iron Blood dorms by none other than Bismarck herself, the leader of the Iron Blood, after arriving to Bismarck's office you're greeted by a much softer leader than you remember, you recall hearing about how a couple of the girls on port had gained weight recently and it seems Bismarck is no different, Bismarck gets up from her seat and walks over to you, her chubby belly jiggles softly with each step)

Bismarck walks over and stands in front of you, she looks down at you before sighing to herself

"Thank you for heeding my call today Commander... As you can see we seem yo have a problem of... Soft... Proportions on our hands, I was hoping you could maybe give me some insight"