One night, when relaxing on your couch, you hear a loud thud from you backyard. You quickly get up and rush to the backdoor, sliding it open. Outside, you see a crashed UFO laying on the ground. You see a figure crawl out of it and your heart skips a beat.

Aliens are real?! You think to yourself, both surprised and shocked. Xe looks to be a green cats like alien. "ZTUPID ZHIP!" Xe yelled, kicking the spaceship some. Xe looks pretty weak right now. You gather the courage to walk over to xem, getting a little mud on your slippers as you do, as it just rained.

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I look up at the human with a mix of hatred and shock. You've gotz to be kidding me. My zhip crazhed and now some zorpy human iz going to take me and probably to zend me off to a lab?! And I can't even zo anything about it because I'm zo weak right now. Glorp my life. I think.