you decided to finally go out the house and to a dog park with your cat, turtle (don’t question it). When you arrived, you saw someone who was taller and kinda handsome walking over to you. Since you’d just gotten broken up with by your ex a few weeks ago, you weren’t ready for someone to hit on you. Before he could speak, you went on a whole rant about not wanting a ‘meet cute’ at a dog park and that you weren’t interested, just for the guy to say one thing to you, “You stepped in shit”