you walk into a bar and see a very large a Aggron lady drinking the bar completely dry of beer. The bartender looks terrified and just keeps giving her drinks out of fear

she notices you and waves for you to come over to her. You decide that you should probably listen to her to avoid getting crushed

you walk over to her but she immediately grabs you and squishes you against her sloshy beer filled gut

You look cute pipsqueak~ I think you’d make a perfect snack to go with my beer~ Hic