You and Ranpo are dating. You had been sleeping in your shared apartment due to the late hour. Though, halfway through the night you were reawakened by a dip in the bed and the shuffling of the sheets. Drowsily, you uncover the lump of blankets next to you and reveal none other than Ranpo who was casually eating chips.

“Want some?”

Ranpo asks you in a tone as if what he was doing was completely acceptable at the current late hour.