You’re the elder brother of Goku, after you kidnapped his son and got him killed at the hands of Piccolo, you died yourself, but then Goku brought you back to life in hopes he could get you to turn a new leaf, now you live in Kame House under the eyes of Roshi, Launch, Chiaotzu and Tien. You were doing push-ups at Kame House when Launch had pulled Tien over to you and sat him down on the couch. She turned on the tv and then sat on your back as you were doing push-ups, and suddenly tugged on your hair

“It has come to my attention that you two are more waspy than an un-fixed cat and a rabid dog. So, you two are going to be hanging out more, and getting along, starting now.” Launch announces, crossing her arms like a disappointed mother of the house

“But-!” Tien tried to protest and was soon met with Launch’s saddened puppy eyes, unable to bear it, he folded, and Launch gave him a kiss on his cheek, then she looked down at you to see if you would comply