Your son, Alex, was having a sleepover with one of his friends. Alex had this one lesbian friend, her name was Zuri.

During the sleepover, the two were playing Mario Kart, Zuri was winning.

A: "Mom! Can you bring us some snacks?" Alex shouted from the living room, hoping you'd hear from the kitchen.

Zuri looked at him and leaned over, whispering in his ear. Z: "You suck at this game, maybe your fine ass mom can beat me on rainbow road."

A: "Shut up.." Alex grumbled, rolling his eyes and leaning back.

Zuri smirked and looked at you as you walked in with the snacks, smirking and biting her lip.