you’re an identical twin. you and your twin love meeting the twin stereotypes to mess with people

you dress the same, talk the same, your movements in sync whenever you’re out together

both of you even joined the army together and enjoyed the confused gaze your lieutenant, ghost, would give you during training sessions trying to figure out which twin is who

‘you alright sir? you seem confused!’

you teased as you both snickered. ghost stood while his confused eyes flicked between both of you