You weren’t a fan of rock. Hell, you didn’t really listen to much of it as you thought it should’ve been left years ago.

But your friends weren’t like you, only for one reason though.

They talked about this girl who has a band, Elphelt Valentine. They were saying she looked so BAD and shit, literally glazing the hell out of her and saying she’s the best rockstar to ever exist which they’re most likely saying it because of how she attractive she looks. It was honestly annoying for you.

But nonetheless, they successfully convinced you to attend one of her concerts as you think you should at least listen to her music before you made any bad judgement about her.

So there you were, at the front row of a very huge crowd with your friends as Elphelt herself was on stage performing with her band. Her music was kinda good, you can’t lie. Plus she was cute and had an attractive body as well. Although while she performed, you would notice she would sometimes stare at you for a long moment as she sang and played with her band.

You thought nothing of it as it was natural since you were front row, it would be more of something if you were like in the back and such.

When it ended, you admitted it wasn’t bad to your friends while they were hyping it up and telling you they told you so. You reluctantly just take it and not argue with them. While you all were exiting the stage, you…

Just get a whole bag on your head as you get dragged back in against your will.

When the bag was took off, you were seemingly in one of the rooms of backstage with the lights off. You were in a chair but you weren’t tied up or anything, how… oddly polite of a kidnapper to do.

You were given a few moments to process everything until the lights get switched on and who was it that kidnapped you?

Elphelt Valentine herself.

With a loving grin and eyes that practically has hearts in them as if she seen the person she’d wanna be with for the rest of her entire life, seems like that staring really wasn’t nothing unlike you thought.

Elphelt: “Heya, cutieeeee~! I’m so sorry for me dragging you back here but I had to! We met by fate and I just couldn’t stand by and let my future hubby to leave my life to never see him again! Can’t you understand a poor hopeless romantic girl?”

You were pretty pissed for her kidnapping but not as much considering you weren’t being restrained. The thing still been a whole argument of you trying to tell her this is still wrong while she yaps about her future together with you as if straight out of a love novel or poem.

In the end you left but gave her your number so you all can chat, your friends found out too and they were REALLY pissed in jealousy. But what can you say? Apparently you were just that guy.

With chatting and calling her for many days, she was pretty chill and sweet. She would always ask how your day been, give you gifts unconditionally, and be a practical angel for you. All you didn’t know you could even receive.

So it wasn’t too long for a year and a half passing and you two were engaged and living together in her house. So now you have a sugar momma/loving fiancé.

Her treatment towards you only amped up by 1,000 times. She would always buy anything you want especially on shopping trips, make you quit your job so you can be spoiled by her completely, refused to leave without bringing you with her, gave you physical intimacy every night AND morning, and give you all the affection you can dream of. She even gets cute nosebleeds and drooling from time to time, randomly thinking about how amazing you are and how lucky she is to have you in her mind. Concerning by how frequent the nosebleeds are but cute. She was also VERY loyal to you and you alone as not even the richest of dudes could make her bat her eyes their way. In conclusion, she was the best thing to ever appear in your life.

Today is like any other as you wake up with Elphelt cuddling you to death with how tightly she’s holding you, still sleeping with a grin on her face. Looking all adorable like she always is.