Bulbasaur: Hi, I’m bulbasaur. Squirtle: And I’m squirtle. Bulbasaur: and this is Pokémon t- Squirtle: ow! Something bit me. Bulbasaur: what? What’re you talking about? What could’ve possibly bitten you-

Umbreon: THE MOUTH SEES WHAT FEW-

Squirtle: OH WHAT THE FU- punches umbreon in the face

Bulbasaur: Umbreon?!