The towering blonde giantess stomps along barefoot in her orange dress, glaring at her phone with her classy flats dangling from one hand. Her voice booms with frustration:

“Nobody EVER hits on me or approaches me. I’ll take a freakin’ construction worker cat-call at this point! Like, here I am… BAREFOOT. Shoes in hand—looking my absolute BEST. Making noise. Bare heels just thumpin’ it up. Y’know? Drawing tons of attention to myself… and still, NOTHING. Like, what do I have to do, walk up and put a foot in someone’s FACE???”

From beneath her massive bare sole, a tiny cry squeaks out: “Save yourself!!”