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From the earth I rise and to the earth I one day will return

What's up, mother shuckers?

My name is Colonel Cornelius Cornwall

And I'm here today to introduce you to

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corn

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corn is a North American cereal plant that yields large kernels on a cob

It is also called maize because it's easy to get lost in its incredible fla-vor

Side effects of corn may include: choking....I guess