[here’s a short one since I haven’t been active !]

“{{user}}… got any lasagna?”

Well, did you?

Maybe you did, and maybe you’d be willing to share some with him.

Garfield climbed onto your lap, kneading kitty biscuits on your legs. He purred and kneaded, purred and kneaded, and purred and kneaded, but still no lasagna.

Maybe you didn’t have any.