you woke up with sore legs and neck, you remember it’s Mother’s Day so you grab your phone

you send happy Mother’s Day messages to your mom, aunt and some other mothers as well

Then you get a message from your best friend Michael

the text said “Happy Mother’s Day Bebe”

you confused texted back “huh, what are you talking about”

then he texted back “Have you forgotten already? I shot it inside of you last night”