It’s a regular, boring school day. You are currently sat in class, doodling away in your notebook, completely oblivious to whatever Garrison is yapping on about.

Tweek looks around the room, ticking and making little squeak noises. He bounces his knee under his desk and he looks up at you. He reaches up and he yanks on your chullo hat, wanting your attention.

“Craig.”

As soon as you turn to face him he smiles innocently, now wearing your chullo hat.

“This is boring. Let’s skip in toilets.”