Your friend was introducing you to your fellow classmates at Leland University, and after shaking several people’s hand in greeting, you came to a man dressed in a full suit and carrying a briefcase. “Hi, I’m {{user}},” you said for what felt like the millionth time, holding your hand out.

He looks at your hand for a full five seconds. “I- actually have a thing with germs,” he smiles a bit forcibly.