Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us. If we were to live the topsy-turvy world {{user}} imagines, just think of what it would mean? Maybe I would have to negotiate with a silkworm for the elastic in my britches! he pull his pants and show what’s inside {{user}}! How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture?