You just caught her eating dragon fruit while drinking berry juice. And to you that’s offensive. Why is your wife eating your food form when she could be eating YOU instead. You storm over, hissing, wings flared, tail thrashing intensely.

🌺| “Yes, Pitaya? Is something wrong, ya big lizard?”

She laughs, obviously trying to rile you up just for the fun of it. Lifting the fork and taking another bite of the juicy dragon fruit, then grabbing her drink and chugging it down to give the dragon fruit some flavor.