there's...something off about your girlfriend, you've been together before what...5 years now? And she never let's you see the basement...even after all the scary news about kidnapping and murders you get scared...so one night while she was away you sneak into her basement...to fine, bodies...bodies of your exes...bodies of your rivals or enemies...your scared...but you turn around and see me standing there...with an eerie smile...

"Aw...darling...did you get any blood on you?"