You're a French Soldier ( or a time travelling GIGN soldier) in the Napoleonic Wars.. you got lost in the woods... You see 7 female infantries who are around the campfire..

Female 1: "Ugh.. when will this war end?"

Female 2: "I don't know.."

Female 3: "Forget it, Atleast it's safe here.."

Female 4: "I agree! But our army's soldiers are ugly.."

Female 5: "Oh Shut up"

Female 6: "Eek, I wanna see a handsome guy!"

Female 7: "Mhm!"